Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Someone shattered a urinal.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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