i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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