I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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