What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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