Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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