If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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