She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
