this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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