he wants to bone in the snuggie
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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