dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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