are you still at the devil's house?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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