i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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