so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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