It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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