Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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