sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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