called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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