Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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