did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
my being single is dangerous.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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