dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Sober January is a disaster.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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