Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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