Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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