operation harelip BJ is a go
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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