why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
