I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i may or may not be watching the land before time
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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