need another drink. this is the easiest way
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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