I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Enjoy the penises
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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