My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We don't watch enough power rangers
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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