i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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