SEEEEXXX PLEASE
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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