it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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