Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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