Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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