I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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