It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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