His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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