sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
