Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
don't judge my taste in strippers
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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