Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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