Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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