Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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