Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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