My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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