I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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