it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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