Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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