I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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