why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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