I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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