He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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